Youth athletes in Tri State area by OMaxYouth
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Areas of Connecticut, New York State , and New Jersey is on the eyes of the OMax Youth foundation. Johnathan Erimo assistant GM of the foundation claims " Our basic goal is to give these young athletes a chance at what they love, and a voice."
Here are examples of who they are aiding to reach there finest goals:
Adam Williams of Kenton, Connecticut has been voiced. He attends Kenton high school and plays for the lacrosse team under coach Danial Sedan. The 16 year old is currently captain of the varsity team at Kenton high school, and in the coaches eyes has a future in this sport. He states " the amount of growth that he has shown from the span of two years is absolutely amazing". He also mentions " at this rate he is limitless to his goals".
Moreover, another youth athlete has been brought out to the foundation through a mutual connection. In Bronx , New York, 15 year old Glen Oliver has been recognized due to his persistence in the gym. Through his email to the foundation, he mentions that he is a athlete at KIPP NYC high school, also sending his workouts. Through the illustrated videos he was able to Deadlift 345 , squat 315 , and bench press 225. These workouts caught the eyes of OMax.
Ultimately, we wish the best for these young athletes being helped by the OMax Youth foundation. For more information, contact GM [email protected] and or visit OMaxYouth.com.
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