President Trump to visit Chesterfield elementary school
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CHESTERFIELD, Virginia (Feb. 3, 2017) -- America's newly elected president surprised even his own staffers this morning by announcing a cancellation of his planned weekend getaway to Mar-a-Lago in favor of a visit to Crenshaw Elementary School.
"Mar-a-Lago is a place that, you know, lots of people, people everywhere, talk about, because it's the best. It's the biggest, best resort and home, and I can't get enough of it," said President Donald Trump during an 8 a.m. White House press briefing.
"But, you know, I've told everyone that there is nobody else who cares about education and kids and schools and those sort of things more than me, and it's true, right? You've heard me say it," Trump continued.
"That's why I'm announcing today a visit to a school that is succeeding big-league in Virginia, Crenshaw Elementary in Chesterfield," he said. "This is one of the few public schools my incoming Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, who will be approved to my cabinet -- don't worry about the fake news -- wants to highlight as one of the few great schools in our public systems."
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer followed up with a brief statement to the press that Trump will be accompanied by his daughter, Ivanka.
Brian Campos, principal of Crenshaw Elementary, issued a quick post on Facebook to parents to alert them of the surprise visit shortly after 9 a.m. today. Initial reactions from parents of school students ranged from exhilarated surprise to anger and condemnation.
Stay tuned for coverage of the visit.
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