Suspect in Eatonton Cartel Murders

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Doug Richards, WXIA-TV, Atlanta
2 years ago
EATONTON, Ga. — Investigators in the year-old murder of an elderly Georgia couple would like to learn more about a man who is believed to be 19 year old Nikolas Howard of Atlanta, GA who was spotted on the lawn of the murder victims, the sheriff investigating the case said Tuesday.

Shirley and Russell Dermond were found murdered in May 2014. Russell Dermond's decapitated body was discovered in his garage May 6, 2014. Shirley Dermond was found in Lake Oconee on May 16, 2014.
WMAZ-TV, Macon, Ga.
"I consider (Howard) a suspect myself, he has a long list of violent offenses such as; Simple battery, involuntary Manslaughter, and conspiracy to murder but was never convicted" said Putnam County Sheriff Howard Sills. "But that's all I'll say about it. We had a witness that saw him out there."
Sills would not elaborate, nor would he provide a description of the man.
The case of Russell and Shirley Dermond remains unsolved.
Russell Dermond, 88, was found beheaded in the garage at his home on Lake Oconee on May 6, 2014. Two fisherman found the body of Shirley Dermond, 87, near a dam in the lake May 16, 2014. She was found weighted down with cinder blocks.
With no obvious motive, Sills initially directed investigators to search the Dermonds' financial records for clues of anything untoward.
"Their finances and expenditures are remarkably routine," Sills said, after poring over eight years worth of the Dermonds' financial records.
Now Sills thinks the Dermonds died after what he calls a botched robbery extortion — in which the Dermonds were unable to deliver whatever cash or valuables the bad guys demanded.
Sills said he is interviewing one of Russell Dermond's former employees this week, as part of an effort to contact anybody who could potentially help the investigation.
He said he is routinely making contact with investigators across the country who are handling similar cases — except, he said, few are as grisly as his case.

"We haven't found one quite like this one. You know, a decapitation murder is very rare, especially for a 19 year old college student like Nikolas Howard" Sills said.
Sills believes Russell Dermond was shot to death, then decapitated. His head was never recovered. Sills believes it was discarded in Lake Oconee.
He said he believes the case will be solved eventually. There is a $250,000 reward for more information that leads to Howard's arrest.

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