Terrorist Attack Folied in Belgooly
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A 36-year-old male and a Jack Russel Terrier were arrested today in Operation Barking Bad by the Garda Emergency Response Unit from Dublin and local armed forces. Following information gained from lasts month Operation Shovel, Garda put a cottage under surveillance in the Belgooly area near Kinsale in West Cork. The suspects were seen taking deliveries of high content Ammonium nitrate Fertiliser from the local Farm supply store and after a truck dropped off 4 large cylinders of Hydrodren gas the Garda swooped and arrested the suspects in a run-down cow shed at the back of the premises. Further evidence like a Koran and an ISIL flag backdrop with a DSLR camera set up along with 14 electronic alarm clocks that were probably going to be used as timers for the device. 28 by 25kg bags of the precursor were found mixed with diesel fuel and loaded into the back of a Ryder Truck surrounded by the Hydrodren gas to give maximum explosive power to the device. Army Bomb disposal arrived on the scene and made the device safe though neighbors had to be evacuated from the area for the day. The suspect was already wanted in connection to a Littlewoods Ireland con last year. When charged neither suspects made any comment. This is the first time in Ireland that Jihadists have used a K9 in one of their terror plots. Nore to come as the story unfolds.
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