Psycho Killer's own "Sick" Bobby Vick celebrates birthday!
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We here at TWE.cum would like to send out a special birthday shoutout to the Psycho Killer's own and one of the longest members of the TWE roster Bobby Vick! Bobby Vick first entered TWE in 2000, he was there to witness the Wolfpac (Cody Shakazulu & Derek Braz) literally knock the shit out of Dustin Cook! We caught up with Bobby Vick for this exclusive Birthday interview!
TWE.Cum: Thank you for joining us Mr. Vick! We first like to wish you a happy birthday!
BV: thank you, thank you!
TWE.cum: You've been in TWE now for nearly 17 years, one of the TWE originals. What's some of your favorite memories and moments of being involved in TWE?
BV: hmmm, that's so many classics! I'll never forget the time it was me and Dustin Cook vs. Cody and Derek in a Tag match. They literally beat the shit out of Dustin. He pooed all over the ring, we literally had to stop the match and have are ring crew clean the ring, it sucked because I was the ring crew! Dustin was such a shitty partner!
TWE.cum: You've since joined up with the Psycho Killers. A group of vicious individuals. Why did you join up with them?
BV: because they're sick like me Bobby Vick licking a stick! That's why! The Psycho Killers are my family! We're brothers!! I bet they are planning a surprise party for me as we speak!
TWE.cum: We have a question here from a fan of TWE it comes from a Hairy B. Sack, he ask, Bobby what is the one song that gets you hyped before a big match?
BV: Great question Mr. Sack! That's an easy answer too! Easily another Bobby Vick in the stall! I can't get enough of that song!! It's so sick like me! Bobby Vick!
TWE.cum: we'd like to thank you for joining us here for this exclusive interview. Any closing words Bobby?
BV: Just don't forget that I'm sick, I'm Bobby Vick, and I'll lick your stick like Rick licking a dick!!
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