Clearly Intoxicated Trump Supporter Berates Terrified Uber Drive
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On Friday December 2nd in Portsmouth VA a drunken Uber passenger repeatedly accused an innocent Uber driver of Indian descent of being a terrorist, kidnapping, and drugging her with "spices." Despite his many pleas for calm and the passengers friend telling her to shut up multiple times, the verbal assault continued. Our studio has reviewed the ten minutes of footage and has confirmed the vicious attack. At one point in the video, she screams at him that once Trump is in office and the wall goes up, his sorry ass will be deported. The driver, whose name we are not revealing for his safety, claims that she smelled his dinner and kept screaming that she smelled "spices" and that she was being drugged followed by demands of "where are you taking me!?" The driver had to stop on the interstate for fear of his life when finally, the other passengers heroically restrained that agitated woman until they reached their destination. The driver plans to return to India to work in a call center feeling that if not for the intervention of the other passengers, he would have been harmed. Charges have not been filed pending investigation.
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