Tulsi Gabbard Attempted to Seduce Sanders in Play for Power — Report
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By: Jaime Whitmore
The Hawaii Congresswoman and rising progressive star Tulsi Gabbard made multiple attempts to seduce Bernie Sanders during his 2016 presidential run, according to sources within the Sanders campaign and Gabbard inner circle.
"The friendlier we got with the Senator, the better the chance we had of getting a nice position in the Congress or the Cabine if he got elected," said one Gabbard staffer, "If he lost, well we'd still have his good grace when we'd plan out a 2020 or 2024 run."
Other sources confirmed this story.
"It was f*cked up," said an aide to Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver, "Bernie was telling Jeff about it. I was starting to believe poor Bernie was falling in love with Tulsi."
Others within the campaign, however, were more hesitant to believe the stories. "I know Bernie. I trust him not to mess these types of things up."
Such attempts to garner favor with the progressive firebrand come at a time when most Americans are extremely dissatisfied with corruption in their democracy. Many of Gabbard's own staffers resigned after this attempt to "get easy" with the Senator.
"I trusted Gabbard, y'know?" said one aide to the Represenative, "I believed in her but she failed me."
Gabbard stepped down from her post as a vice chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee earlier in the year to support Sanders in the primaries. She stood by Sanders through the Democratic convention, only announcing she would vote for Clinton days after the convention ended.
She has recently met with President-elect Donald Trump as well. "President-elect Trump asked me to meet with him about our current policies regarding Syria, our fight against terrorist groups like al-Qaeda and ISIS, as well as other foreign policy challenges we face," Gabbard said in a statement. "
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