RIP Mike Downie
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Facebooks favorite jokester Mike Downie suddenly left us early Monday morning due to a long battle with depression.. Mike had been suffering from deep depression ever since his favorite animal Harambe the famous gorilla was shot. Because charges were never filed against the shooter Mike really never was the same. Not too far after that Mike was just trying to get out of the rut and joined what he thought was a friendly boxing forum called "Boxing and Chill" well things got heated up in there and when poor Mike tried to defend himself regarding folks bashing his childhood hero Bruce Lee he was booted out of the group. According to family members after that Mike hit an all-time low and never recovered. He refused to eat or drink unless it was beer. He also supposedly had inappropriately fondled the family pet pig Rootie several times after guzzling down almost a 1/2 can of Miller Lite. "Things got out of control right after that Boxing Forum group dumped him, he was so crazy he wanted to start a massage parlor for pigs and hogs. Every time we seen him and Rootie in the bed he said he was massaging her."
A neighbor also stated that he coincidentally got a "Boxing and Chill" Tatoo on his chest earlier on the same day he was booted from the group and was devestated for being tossed.
Mike Downie will be greatly missed and If you knew Mike please keep him in your thoughts and prayers :(
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