SUNY ESF with huge win over Penn State Worthington
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In the consolation game against host Penn State-Scranton, ESF found its groove offensively, setting a new school record for most points in a game with 108. The Mighty Oaks jumped out to a quick 20-9 lead. The Nittany Lions countered with some clutch threes to bring the score back into reach. Junior Zane Paradies came off the bench and hit back-to-back three-pointers to pull ESF ahead. Toward the end of the first half, ESF turned the ball over, leading to easy transition baskets for the Lions. The score at the half was tied up 48-48. Caldwell led all ESF scorers with 12 points and nine rebounds.
In the second half, ESF used a combination of solid defensive, holding the Lions scoreless for the first four minutes of the half, and efficient offense to build a large lead. Junior Andre Chambers and Sophomore David Hatch sparked the Oaks in the second half off the bench. Hatch and Chambers brought the crowd into the game with a nice display off offensive prowess. Chambers helped force countless turnovers which started the run on offense for the Oaks. Hatch hit 3 threes on 4 trips for the Oaks and finished with 11 points. The Mighty Oaks outscored the Nittany Lions 60-37 in second half. The Nittany Lions also committed 12 turnovers, helping the Mighty Oaks build their lead.
ESF had five players score in double digits: Caldwell with 28 points and 15 rebounds; Treadwell with 14 points; Tyler Kuhn with 19 points; Bard with 16 points; and Hatch with 11. The Mighty Oaks shot a scorching 56 percent from the field and had 24 assists. Penn State-Scranton was led by junior Jeff Griffin's 21 points off the bench. Sophomore Bryan Gallagher also added 20 points for the Nittany Lions, who fall to 2-3 overall.
The Mighty Oaks improve to 2-3 overall. The team's next game against Penn State - Wilkes Barre Nov. 22 was rescheduled because of inclimate weather. The team will face Cazenovia College Nov. 28.
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