Vegans to be Force Fed Meat
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A 14 year old girl who nearly died after her parents fed her strict vegan diet was nursed back to health with 20 CCs of raw meat.
It turns out that a diet of potatoes, vegetables, rice milk and pasta is bad for humans, Veterinarians in Australia who cared for a violently ill vegan child are warning parents not to force ideologies on their children, the Herald Sun reports.
Lort Smith Hospital workers in North Melbourne told the site that the girl was brought in this month by her parents, who were believed to be vegan."She was extremely weak and collapsed when she came in. She was almost non-responsive,” Dr. Leanne Pinfold said.
The girl was given intravenous fluids, placed on a heat pad and fed plenty of meat, the Orlando Sentinel reports. The poor child spent three days in the hospital.
Though the idea of turning a carnivorous human into a pretentious leaf masticator is popular doctors say it’s dangerous."You can’t force your ideology on the child". Pinfold told the Herald Sun.
The government is currently considering banning Vegan practice and food sources with a planned 're-carnivorisation' of the population in order to avoid future wide scale death amongst the Vegan community.
CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story misspelled the name of the hospital
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