Savannah Über Driver wins Georgia Lottery
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A Savannah Über driver purchased the winning ticket in Marietta, Ga after being fed up with competing with the countless amount of Über drivers in Savannah, Ga. Cynthia Burnett decided to stay in Atlanta over the weekend to try out the Über market there. She packed a small bag and headed 4 hours north.
After dropping off a passenger in Marietta at the 7-eleven, she quickly ran inside to stock up on more snacks while she finished up her night of driving. Cynthia purchased the winning ticket at the counter. The ticket was purchased at the 7-eleven in Marietta on November 18th at 7:29pm said Sofia King-Gullable, Georgia Lottery Executive Director. Store owner Yastill Bilivmi said on Saturday, when he collected 30,000 for selling the prize winning ticket, that he suspects the winner may be one of his regulars. He was wrong.
During Cynthia's first interview with us, she said "I am not an avid player and I only play when the Mega Millions reach a certain amount. I only played it that night because I had an extra dollar left over in change." When Cynthia woke up Saturday morning to start her Über day in Atlanta, she pulled out her ticket to check the numbers and froze as she was in "BIG SHOCK" when she realized she'd won. When asked what are you going to do with the money, Cynthia's words were; "I have a soft heart for homeless people and I always wanted to donate big to the St. Jude Children's Hospital so I'll start there." As for Über, well, Cynthia made a trip to the Georgia Lottery office first thing Saturday morning and said she will only drive one person today and that's herself. GOOD LUCK CYNTHIA!
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