Texarkana local nominated for mother of the year
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We're thrilled to announce that a local woman Brieanna Villanueva , 20 , has been nominated to receive Mother of the Year 2016 award. Spokes person states " Not many people in this town care much about being a mother, granted there are still some, but this young woman has gone above and beyond. We are so proud in all of the United States the nominee comes from our town. " They also go on to say " Unfortunately we cannot find her address and it's not listed on the form that was sent in for her nomination. We were able to go over her social media and see how loving and how amazing a mother she is. If anyone is able to contact her please have her reach out to us. Our attempts via social media have not worked yet. " The award to her is pending her contact to us. The date is set to be presented to her December 17,2016. All hopes we hear from her in time.
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