Hillary Clinton Moving to Saudi Arabia?

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Published November 10, 2016

Defeated Democratic U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is considering the invitation of King Salman of Saudi Arabia to immigrate to the Middle Eastern Kingdom.
The surprise revelation is controversial because of Saudi Arabia's checkered human rights record and in particular their treatment of women and gays. As Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton made women’s rights a cornerstone of U.S. foreign policy.

In a recent poll by the Arab Center for Research and Policy Studies in Washington, 68 per cent of Saudi's preferred Hillary Clinton to U.S. President-elect Donald Trump. According to Julian Assange of Wikileaks, Clinton accepted millions of dollars via the Clinton Foundation from Saudi Arabia and Qatar often demanding payments of millions of dollars for access to her and her husband. Despite Clinton's apparent high popularity in Saudia Arabia in comparison to the United States, it is unclear at this point whether or not she will be required to reimburse these funds in light of her failed presidential bid.

Saudi women were previously forbidden from voting or being elected to political office, but in 2011 King Abdullah declared that women would be able to vote and run in the 2015 local elections, as well as be appointed to the Consultative Assembly. Clinton could legally run for office in Saudia Arabia if granted citizenship. She could also avoid extradition to the U.S. if she is indicted in the United States for her roll in the ongoing F.B.I. Clinton Foundation probe.

It has also been reported that the former New York senator is allegedly lobbying President Barack Obama heavily for pardons for herself and husband, former President Bill Clinton, and daughter, Chelsea Clinton. Once the status of the requested presidential pardons is known, a decision can be made with regard to Saudi Arabia.

Life in Saudi Arabia will also present many other challenges for Hillary Clinton.
The Kingdom does not allow women to drive but this is not an issue for the former U.S. Secretary of State since she has not driven a car since 1996. The only sticking point is Ms. Clinton's insistence that her Secret Service protection detail accompany her in addition to a customized armored SUV and newly assigned female chauffeur, Huma Abedin.

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