The World in Shock - Telivison Set To End in 2017
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Families all over the world have been reeling in shock after the news that Telivision signals will stop from January 1st 2017. The world supply of Radon a critical element in the production of terrestrial TV signals is set to be completely depleted by December 2016.
Families are now so busy that the only time they spend together is in front of the television. One in ten said the pressures of work and home life meant that time watching the TV was their only chance to bond.According to the research over half (55 per cent) regard sitting down together in front of the box as the best way of catching up.A third said they valued the time spent watching television together and 12 per cent claimed it was the only time they were ever together in one room.
The news has sent shockwaves throughout the world with many fearing that this maybe the beginning of the end of modern civilisation. Rioting has broken out in Brazil who are the first country to suffer the effects of TV outages. More instances of blackouts and riots throughout the world are predicted over the coming weeks.
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