Clondalkin Teenager Thinks He's Conor McGregor
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Clondalkin Teenager Ciaran Sunderland has been diagnosed with one of the worst cases of "McGregorism" doctors have ever seen.
When we called him for an interview he began by saying "you'll do fucking nothing" he then laughed down the phone and screamed "Eire" for twenty minutes.
Once he was finished we proceeded to ask some questions about the diagnosis, living with McGregorism and how it has effected his life.
Hi Ciaran.
"Who the fuck is that guy?! I'm Conor McGregor yeah?!"
Sorry Conor, so how have you been effected since being diagnosed with McGregorism?
"It's been a wild ride my friend, I knew this would happen, I predict these things, they don't call me mystic mac for nothing my friend yeah. It's been crazy, I run this shit now!"
And how have you dealt with it mentally? Surely it's a big change for you?
"I'm worth 4.2 billion now! I could buy and sell your family! This suit I am wearing now cost the lives of six people and the down payment on a mortgage for your house"
But Ciaran, sorry Conor, away from all that how have you dealt with this?
"You're just another broke ass bum that can't afford to pay his bills! Look around! They try talk like me, dress like me, they want to be me because they're jealous, jealous of that McGregor money!"
So Conor what you're saying is...
"Eire!!!!!"
Ciaran proceeded to shout Eire for twenty minutes, hit a man with a straight left at a bus stop and demand "60G's" from the local off licence for hitting said man.
He is being held in Clondalkin Garda station at this time and has apparently challenged five Gardai to fights and told them all "They'd do fucking nothing" and also said "I could rest my balls and your forehead"
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