Police investigating after 14-year-old footballer was 'assaulted by adult' during Saturday game
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Police are investigating after a 14-year-old footballer was allegedly assaulted during a weekend match by an adult supporter.
The teen was playing for Curzon Ashton Football Club under 14s team on Saturday, in Ashton Under-Lyne, against Middleton Lads.
Midway through the through the game at Curzon Ashton playing fields, it is claimed there was a disagreement between several of the boys on the pitch and an adult supporter ran onto the pitch and assaulted him.
Manager of the under 14s Middleton Lads team Steve Smith said: “There was an altercation between some of the lads on the pitch and this particular person decided to take it into his own hands.
“He just lost it and ran onto the pitch after one of the kids called him wings. He began attacking one of our kids.”
"As the other kids joined in and started asking him about his scrap van things just got out of hand"
"Luckily some of the other parents got involved and frightened the man used his wings and flew away"
The attacker has been identified as Andrew Vale of Ashton Under-Lyne.
Greater Manchester Police said the boy was not injured as a result of the assault - but are appealing for information about it.
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