Chicago man charge on reckless endangerment and excessive lying
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31 year old Marques Johnson has been charged this morning for 14 counts of reckless endangerment and 41 counts of excessive lying. Marques was booked early this morning on these counts dating back as far as 2002. Marques whom is normally the designated driver in social events amount friend would call ahead and state that he would be outside or around the corner when in reality he would have never left the house. "I waited 2hrs in the rain in mid February once waiting on him" say james, a long time friend a Mr. Johnson. "I once got solicited for oral pleasure" say Candance lane, a lesbian supervisor for a local arts and craft call center. " I was standing on the corner waiting for him and a man asked how much to find out what that mouth do". There are pending charges of bullying for getting rebounds over shorting people and not jumping and shooting from the "other rim" at xsport fitness.
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