Travellers in Bundoran to be kicked out by Gardaí
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A list of certain members of the travelling community in Bundoran, Co Donegal, has been developed by the Gardaí of Ballyshannon and on the 8th of November they shall have to leave.
Garda Sergeant Gaffney of Ballyshannon Garda station says "We know this won't be easy, but since they moved in the crime rate has gone up 20 and there has been too many bad reports of the Travelling community in Bundoran, we shall do whatever we require to rid the town of them"
Traveller Michael Ward speaks out against the so called Discrimination - "It is not fair how Travellers are looked upon as all bad people, there are bad people all over the world but just because there's a few bad eggs in our community, we're all bad people, I will hope to strike with all my family on the 8th of October against the move"
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