Local Bradford Salesman pleads guilty to wild accusations.
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Several local residents have come forward to reveal a secret plot by local car salesman, Matt Cannon. The customers and witnesses have accused Matt of lowering their car payments, and in some cases even actually caring about the customers overall experience when buying a car. John Rimer, of Congress Street in Bradford was recently quoted saying: "This experience was absolutely ridiculous, I've never went into a car dealership and walked out with a payment lower than I expected, Mr. Cannon even put a full talk of gas in my truck and fixed a flat tire at no charge the next day after I ran over something in the road --he didn't have to do that, this guy must be out of his mind." When we questioned Matt Cannon about these accusations he replied, "I have to admit I am guilty." and he said this without shame. It is our suggestion that you go visit this this man and take advantage of his craziness while he is still allowed to sell cars. Earlier today he published a statement claiming that if you by a vehicle before the end of October, you won't have a car payment until March of 2017. Skeptics do not believe a word he says, but the proof is in the pudding, or in this case the wallets of our local citizens. If you have any experiences involving this lunatic, Matt Cannon, please share below so he doesn't continue to get away with undercharging people and making them happy. If you would like to reach out to the salesman himself with any questions, you can reach him at 814-558-9923 or visit him at ground zero, Bradford Fairway on East Main Street.
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