BREAKING: Wikileaks Emails Link Clinton to Scalia Death
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WIKILEAKS morning release of the 20th batch of Podesta Emails revealed a game changing bombshell about presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. An email from Clinton herself to campaign chief John Podesta states, "Man down in the vineyard. Went as planned. List of replacements?" This email was sent on February 13, 2016, the date of Justice Scalia's death and is believed to refer to his death. Additionally, this email proves criminal intent.
Podesta has been arrested on charges of abiding and abetting to a felonious criminal charge of first degree murder and will undergo questioning shortly. The Clinton campaign has cancelled its stops in Florida and North Carolina that were scheduled for today and tomorrow. Clinton's current location is unknown. This story is still developing and will be updated as necessary. We have contacted the Clinton campaign on the matter, and the group declined to respond.
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