Valleys girls found to have powers are on the run
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Katy Rees from Nelson was exposed to an extremely rare toxic flower while taking a jog on the mountains late one night, she says it was dark and the flower was pulsing light over the mountains, it is claimed by the university of Londons leading scientist that this flower only ever blooms once every 240 years. "Katy was very lucky to survive the encounter" he says. "We need her to hand herself in she could be dangerous to others"
Katy is rumoured to have gone to her friend Carole's house straight after the ordeal, where upon opening the door Carole was subjected to the Rays beaming from Katy and now the two girls are on the run from authorities. Their close friend Sam from Merthyr sacrificed herself by coming into contact with the girls and now it is said that Sams hair is growing at an extreme rate, similar to the fairy tale character Rapunzel, the girls were last seen flying across Rhymney mountain carrying Sams hair behind them. Katy's symptoms are very worrying to her health, her breasts have grown 10 times her normal size and Carole's lips supposedly now contains a deathly poison. These girls are very dangerous and should anyone encounter them they are urged to call 999 immediately. For help and support please contact our advice line 03728 883992.
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