Legia Warszawa II Sign 17 Year-Old Antoni Lipski
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Antoni Lipski, who was born in Bródno, Warsaw, Poland has recently signed a 2 year agreement with Polish Ekstraklasa champion's, Legia Warszawa. After being scouted during high school soccer games with his varsity team, George Westinghouse, and with his club, UNIA Chicago, the club's staff and representatives agreed to bring Lipski to the club.
Lipski who is a student at George Westinghouse College Prep, one of the many Chicago Public School's selective enrollment high schools located on the west side of Chicago, has been involved with the school's athletics for 4 years; having played on their soccer varsity team all 4 years. Lipski Was co-captain his junior year of high school and more recently captain his senior year. Despite the team playing in CPS's lowest division of athletics, Legia's scout saw something special in Lipski's talent. "He's extremely tall, hardly even has to jump to touch the cross-bar, and his leadership skills make him a key player on the team", were the words of the scout after watching Lipski play his last match with Westinghouse.
The major factor that led to Lipski getting signed with Legia was his outstanding performance with his other club UNIA Chicago. Having joined the amateur soccer team in late August, Lipski's performance has made him the coach's ideal starting goal keeper for every match; surpassing the veteran goal keeper already on the team. UNIA's head coach Wojciech Piotrowski shared a few words about this news. "It's no surprise really. Antoni has been playing with great confidence since he started playing with us, and [He] has given me more than enough reasons to why he should he our starting goal keeper". UNIA Chicago currently play in Chicago's Premiere Soccer League (PSL) where the team was in the first league, but has recently been promoted to the premiere league.
Lipski is set to leave back to Warsaw after graduating from high school. Once that is over, he looks forward to training with Legia II.
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