Social Media Sensation VernellThoughts Charged With Cyber-Bullying
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11:08 PM — Cyber Bullying is definitely real . Up & coming comedian Vernell Mitchell , better known as VernellThoughts , have been arrested on charges of cyber-bullying & aggrevated assault . On Saturday , October 22nd ,2016 , Bolivar County police department picked up Mr.Mitchell from his residence in Mound Bayou,MS . Alledgedly Mr.Mitchell was posting some hasty things about the high schools in Bolivar county . Sources say that he even included his own high school , one of America's best high schools , John.F.Kennedy Memorial High School. Mr.Mitchell apparently crossed the line on Saturday when he mentioned Ruleville Central High School's majorette squad as the "Crayola" dancers. Vernell released a statement saying that he meant no harm to the high schools , and that he loves the Delta's high schools . He also stated that " people need to lighten up because life is too short to have crabs in your boxers or panties all the time . You should laugh , live & love as long as you can . Ruleville dancers probably can dance , they probably fine too . I don't know . I just thought it was funny they had on them Teletubby , Spandax a** body suits ." Apparently people in Sunflower County felt different as they cried to their police until Sunflower County contacted Bolivar county police to make the arrest . We do not know how he received the aggravated assault charge but we will keep you updated.
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