Girl Dies From To Much Dick
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?????Reporing From News 2.There Was A Gurl Name Charmaine Morton She Died From Fucking Everyone In Sight.. She Fuck Some Boys Name Tyree, Jeffery ( Even Thoe his Dick Small she Still wanted To Bounce Them Bones) And Carrell. She Finally Caught Something She Was A Good Kind Girl????But Always Talk About Dick And She Didn't Have That Much Respect For Her Self She Always Send Boys Pics Of Her Body Just To Get Fame A Young Man Name Carrell Wright Treated Her Very Wrong ????He Always Set Her Out. And Witness Says She be on the Street Begging For Money Cause Her Dumb Ass Mama Stayed On Drugs And Never Really Gave Af About Chamaine .Anyways One Day Charmaine Aint Have Nowhere To Stay So She A Grown Ugly Ass Man Said She Can Stay N His for tonight and dat wat she did???? But he said we got to fuck????????Or U Cant Leave So Dat wat Chamaine did And She And Up Catching Something And died man
But Young Ladies Please Don't listen Don't Do Nothing Dat Uk U Dont suppose to do R. I. P To The Young Dirty Hoe Charmaine ?????????
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