Escape of the Evil Honey Bun

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The evil honey bun was an ancient story told by the early slaves while working in the field. The honey bun was once good until he found out what happen to the honey buns when they were bought. So Rigby the honey bun decided he didn't want To go out that way so he decided he would pray and hopefully a super hero would save him before it was to late. After giving up hope the famous super hero KapBBCMan came and saved Rigby from the horrors of getting eating. Rigby was so happy he didn't know whether he should box or just rejoice with his honey bun family. But once he found out his family was all eaten he became sad. KapBBCMan decided he would adopt Rigby and to cheer him up he would surround Rigby with hot sexy ebony babes everyday by letting record for his company KapTube. This made Rigby jump and scream he never before felt this loved even when he was old enough to start fucking girls on his own

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