Crazy Boyfriend Finally Catches Up With "fans" in Girlfriend inbox off Facebook ????

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Sylvester Murry who is currently out on probation for robbery and other finessing crimes. Was at a local event when he spotted his "opp" with a group of friends. From there authoritys says he then went outside poped his trunk and stated "i aint neva scared". Camera footage shows Sylvester A.k.A "Meechie Loc" sitting on trunk of car smoking on pasto pack, waiting for the group of individual's to walk out of the club. As he waiting witnesses could here and see him jamming to young pappy while waiting. As his "opps" left the club. "Meechie then approached then and asked for their names and showing them messages from his facebook messenger. When they finally realised who he was, things got scary. One of the individuals disrespected him. Thats when Sylvester pulled out his gun and shot him point blank in the head. The other opps saw that and hauled ass. But no the gunman wasnt going for that shit. He reacted by shooting at them while they attemptes to escape his presence. 5 out of the 6 opps are now dead. While the last surviving victim is in critical conditon and might not make it. Sylvester Murry is currently sitting in the Justice Center on murder charges. All he had to say was "fukc em we ball"

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