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L.N.C:FIRST IMA PIN???? U AGAINST THE WALL THEN START KISSING???? ON YO NECK LEAVING YOU HICKEYS???? WHILE GRIPPING YO ASS???? THEN LAY U ON THE BED & TAKE YO SHIRT???? & BRA OFF THEN START LICKING???? & SUCKING ON YO NIPPLES WHILE GRINDING MY DICK???? AGAINST YO PUSSY???? MAKING U WET???? THEN START KISSING ON YO BELLY BUTTON THEN TAKE YO PANTS???? OFF THEN START FINGERING ?????YO PUSSY ???? WHILE IM SUCKING ON YO NIPPLES THEN LICK???? YO PUSSY ???? JUICE???? OFF MY FINGERS ?????& AFTER THAT IM GO LOW AND START EATING???? YO PUSSY???? AND GRABING ON YO TITTIES AND PLAYING WITH YO NIPPLES WIHILE IM EATING YO PUSSY ????THEN GET ON TOP OF U START STROKING YO PUSSY???? THEN START BACK SUCK ????ON YO NIPPLES THEN PUT YO LEGS ON MY SHOULDERS N KEEP STROKING YO PUSSY???? THEN FLIP???? U OVER N MAKE U GET ON TOP SO U CAN START RIDING MY DICK???? THEN BEND U OVER ACROSS THE BED THEN START FUCKING U FROM THEN BACK THEN START MAKING YO PUSSY CREAMY N WET???????? N SLAPPING U ON THE ASS & PULL MY DICK???? OUT & START EATING YO PUSSY???? AGAIN FROM THE BACK THEN MAKE U SQUIRT???? IN MY MOUTH???? THEN START FINGERING????? YO PUSSY ???? THEN MAKE U CUM IN MY MOUTH???? THEN PUT MY DICK???? BACK IN THEN START STROKING YO PUSSY ????FROM THE BACK N THEN TELL U TO MAKE ME CUM IN THAT PUSSY????
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