Man fights farmer for cows that don't belong to him
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On Sunday at or around 3:30 am the Carlyle Police serveces responded to an alteration with a local farmer over a Hurd of cows that the a First Nations man belived belong to him. The two had met in a field near by to speak about the bad deal that was about to go very wrong. The farmer which is a 82 year old at the time is from the Carlyle area. The elderly gentleman only needed to hit the young man from the White Bear FirstNations once, at the prime age of 26 years old he was easily taken down shortly after the altercation in the early morning. The farmer only needed to hit the boy once and he then fell over crying for his mother and the farmer felt sorry for him and he drove him home and gave him a blinket and some ice for his swollen face which will never ever look the same again. The young boy goes by the name of "Barrett Maxie" so if you see him around your community please don't look like your going to hit him or he will run away because of the trama caused from the 82 year old farmer. Charges where laid on the farmer but he was later dismissed of all charges do to the major age difference.
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