Clowns Roaming Edmonton, Alberta Area.
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12-15 Clown sightings in Edmonton area recently. "I was driving my White Ford, pulling into the entrance road that lead towards my house, which had my loving wife and 2 young girls, Jessica, and Amanda. As I was half way through the trail I noticed there was something in the distance... Next thing I knew he ran and had a machete, I was scared for my life." Said Robert Olsen, that lives in Stony Plain, which is near Spruce Grove, right beside Edmonton. "It was me and my wife, we were walking back from our anaversery dinner, it was 8:30 pm, dark as the eye could see, except for the light pole we were walking up to, but that was when we saw it. "What is that, hun?" Asked my wife, when we realised the clown looking figure began running at us with what looked like a wood bat with a long sharp rusty nail sticking out on the side he wished to beat us with. Me and my wife ran to a Walmart, it refused to go in there. Me and my wife told the police the next day." This was in Spruce Grove. These are all stories that were proved with security camera footage.
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