Mothman terrorizing residence of Red Pheasant First Nation
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A creature has said to be terrorizing the community of Red Pheasant First Nation, Saskatchewan. Party goer Mike Pritchard has done an exclusive interview with international ghostbusters Injun Tales. Pritchard said that the creature by the name of 'Mothman' was flying over him one drunken night. Pritchard said 'I heard some kind of growl, I thought it was a coyote, but even in my drunken stuper, coyotes don't fly because the growl came from directly over me!' Pritchard then said he scrambled viciously back to his house. He then said the creature allegedly picked him up by the shoulders and threw him 8 feet into bushels. Pritchard said he was screaming for dear life. 'I thought I was going to die right then and there... least I'd go out drunk.' This is the 34th attack in the past 3 months in the community of Red Pheasant. We then travelled to Nicole Lee Wuttunee's place for another exclusive interview. Wuttunee describe the creature to be 8 feet tall, black and light purplish in color, bright red eyes that are the size of softballs, a wing span of approximately 18 feet. Wuttunee informed us that this 'Mothman' creature grabbed her by the neck after coming back from the local bar named 'Bennigans'. Wuttunee said she exited her vehicle and the creature leaped off the roof of her house and grabbed her neck with its left claw. 'It slammed me to the ground with tremendous force. I tried to scream for help but all that left my mouth was lifeless mumbles. I was on the verge of passing out and it suddenly disappeared into the air.' Wuttunee then said she used a whole braid of sweetgrass that night. If anyone has any further news on this creature the locals call 'Mothman'. We advise you to please contact us on Facebook at Injun Tales. Therefore we can give you and exclusive interview and try to bring this creature to justice in the indian way!!
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