Andy Biersack confirms Juliet Simms pregnancy.
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All the rumors behind the American singer Juliet Simms' pregnancy, have been confirmed by her husband Andy Biersack.
The lead singer of the alternative metal band Black Veil Brides, spoke before the cameras this Saturday night. "We just were not ready to give the news to our audience the day of the event, and was so far we decided to discuss the matter with the press."
"I gained a little weight, yes, and did not know what was going on. I stopped taking care of myself after the wedding, and I still felt free to have sexual relations. I was sure he would be a good father, and wanted it to be a surprise for him, and honestly so was for me. "Juliet said. "This is a major new step in our lives, and honestly I am very happy. The expression on his face is priceless. He turned to me, I did not believe at first, but when he saw that he was serious, ran to hug and caress my abdomen. it was the most beautiful thing that has happened to me since I am with the "...
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